Mr. George Lucas:
George Lucas is the founder of the first church of Solaris-Armiferology™ and the author of Solaris-Armiferology™ scripture. His research on the spirit, the mind and the "Force" is recorded in the many concepts and creeds which comprise Solaris-Armiferology™. His works cover subjects as diverse as education, marriage and family, Hyper-Space, success at work, government, The Order of the Jedi, art and many other aspects of life.
According to Lucas' theology, the reactive mind in each person is the legacy of millenia of false memories. In the these false implants, the 'spirit', between lives, is pinned to the ground with electrical power and then programmed with opposing pairs of words, called "terms" and "opp-terms," while simultaneously being zapped with some other powerful electronic beams. The result is a permanently confused and distraught 'spirit' who is then sent back to "pick up a new body" and start another lifetime in captivity. The force within Solaris-Armiferology™ is the key to breaking this terrible cycle.
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Episode I
(4 quadrillion years ago).
LOUD SNAP
DEATH STAR
FALCON COMES OUT,
TURNS RIGHT AND LEFT
SPIRIT COMES OUT, SPEED, COMES CLOSE
SHATTERING SERIES OF SNAPS
FALCON FADES BACK (RETREATS)
BLACKNESS DUMPED ON PLANET
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What is Solaris-Armiferology™?
The term Solaris-Armiferology™ literally means "the study of the wars of stars." It comes from the Latin words "Solaris," meaning sun or star; and "Armifer" which means "warfare," and finally the Greek word "logos" which means "the study of."
Solaris-Armiferology™ is the study and handling of your personal "Force" in relationship to yourself, others and the magnificent "Force" of the Star Wars Universe. The Solaris-Armiferology™ religion comprises a body of knowledge which logically extend from certain intellectual concepts and manifold fundamental truths. Principal among these truths are:
Solaris-Armiferology™ is what gives man his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together. This "Force" makes us all immortal, spiritual beings. Mankind's capabilities are unlimited, even if not presently realized by everyone — but those capabilities can be realized through Solaris-Armiferology™. Man is able to not only correct his own predicaments, accomplish his objectives and achieve continuing tranquillity, he can also achieve a neoteric and higher state of awareness and capacity.
In Solaris-Armiferology™ no one is asked to accept anything on faith. Faith is intellectual bankruptcy. That which is reality for you is what you have observed to be factual. An individual discovers for him or herself that Solaris-Armiferology™ works by personally applying the principles of the "Force," while you see and feel the incredible results for yourself.
Through Solaris-Armiferology™, people all over the galaxy are achieving the long-awaited goal of true spiritual liberation and autonomy.
Learn more about the beliefs of Solaris-Armiferology™
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The followers of Solaris-Armiferology™ believe that they are reincarnated from before the beginning of time. They believe that many interplanetary civilizations have existed. George Lucas restyled the spirit the "force". Before the beginning of time, the force existed, separate from one another (the force was not created; it has existed for all time and indeed precedes the creation of time). With the creation of energy and matter, the force has gradually become trapped. The principal method of entrapment is through "implanting", where a person is hypnotised and given positive suggestions which limit its powers. This process, according to Lucas, has been going on in this universe for four quadrillion years (4,000,000,000,000,000, rather than the mere 8-20,000,000 held by astrophysicists). However, this is just one universe in a series of several.
Solaris-Armiferology™ seeks to return the power of the force by stripping away implants. By utilizing repetitive tasks, vast written materials and several psychological deprivations, Solaris-Armiferology™ heightens your extrasensory perceptions and abilities. The goal of these procedures is to become a "Knight" of the force - a being who can act independently of his physical body, an individual who can cause physical events to occur through the sheer "Force" of his or her will. In fact, this force is capable of utterly dismissing all human illness and psychological disorders. The force will eventually, with practice, allow you to fly through the air and read people's minds, too.
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| Above: a DC-8 spacecraft of the Marcab Confederacy attacks the Death Star. |
"The first principle of my philosophy of Solaris-Armiferology™," writes George Lucas, "is that enlightenment is meant for anyone who wishes to reach for it. It is the primary goal of the commoner and the emperor alike and should never be regarded with fear." To this he added that a religion must be capable of application, for "a religion locked in an old church is of little use to anyone and therefore of no value unless it can be put to viable commercial use." Finally he declared philosophic knowledge to be of value only if true and workable, and he thereby set the beliefs for Solaris-Armiferology™.
How Mr. Lucas came to found this religion is an immense story that effectively began in the middle of the 20th century with his befriending of Francis Ford Coppola and Steven Spielberg. From here, the story unfolds with his study of, among other things, Jungian theory, books by Joseph Campbell and the production, distribution, and consumption of various consumer goods and services. From the financial success of his films American Graffiti (1973) and Star Wars (1977), Lucas was able to set up his own movie studio, Lucasfilm, in Marin County in his native Northern California. Now, Skywalker Sound and Industrial Light and Magic, the sound and visual effects subdivisions of Lucasfilm, respectively, have become among the most respected firms in their fields. As if that weren't enough, Lucasfilm Games, later renamed to LucasArts, is highly regarded in the gaming industry.
Now, George Lucas continues his string of financial successes with the first church of Solaris-Armiferology™, the fresh new ideology which is widely considered by many of Hollywood's hottest celebrities to be the premier tax-exempt religion for the 21st century and beyond.
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